October 4, 2009
Sometime around week 8 or nine, my wife started having hot flashes.
This is unusual because she has the temperature regulating system of a reptile. She’s always cold.
Here she is, though, with my ice packs on her belly.
Apparently our soon to arrive child is a furnace.
It lasts… I don’t know how long it lasts because it’s still happening.
When I grab my ice packs for my shoulders (get healthy… seriously) I never find them in the freezer. I know I can always find them on the floor next to the bad.
Which is fine. I don’t have a furnace growing inside me.